TPTT All's Well That Ends Well: ACT II
Introduction
ACT I
ACT II
SCENE I. Paris. The KING's palace.
SCENE II. Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.
SCENE III. Paris. The KING's palace.
SCENE IV. Paris. The KING's palace.
SCENE V. Paris. The KING's palace.
ACT III
ACT IV
ACT V
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SCENE V. Paris. The KING's palace.
Enter LAFEU and BERTRAM
LAFEU
      But I hope your lordship thinks not him a soldier.
BERTRAM
      Yes, my lord, and of very valiant approof.
LAFEU
      You have it from his own deliverance.
BERTRAM
      And by other warranted testimony.
LAFEU
5     Then my dial goes not true: I took this lark for a bunting.
BERTRAM
      I do assure you, my lord, he is very great in
      knowledge and accordingly valiant.
LAFEU
      I have then sinned against his experience and
      transgressed against his valour; and my state that
10    way is dangerous, since I cannot yet find in my
      heart to repent. Here he comes: I pray you, make
      us friends; I will pursue the amity.
Enter PAROLLES
PAROLLES
      (To BERTRAM) These things shall be done, sir.
LAFEU
      Pray you, sir, who's his tailor?
PAROLLES
15    Sir?
LAFEU
      O, I know him well, I, sir; he, sir, 's a good
      workman, a very good tailor.
BERTRAM
      (Aside to PAROLLES) Is she gone to the king?
PAROLLES
      She is.
BERTRAM
20    Will she away to-night?
PAROLLES
      As you'll have her.
BERTRAM
      I have writ my letters, casketed my treasure,
      Given order for our horses; and to-night,
      When I should take possession of the bride,
25    End ere I do begin.
LAFEU
      A good traveller is something at the latter end of a
      dinner; but one that lies three thirds and uses a
      known truth to pass a thousand nothings with, should
      be once heard and thrice beaten. God save you, captain.
BERTRAM
30    Is there any unkindness between my lord and you, monsieur?
PAROLLES
      I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's
      displeasure.
LAFEU
      You have made shift to run into 't, boots and spurs
      and all, like him that leaped into the custard; and
35    out of it you'll run again, rather than suffer
      question for your residence.
BERTRAM
      It may be you have mistaken him, my lord.
LAFEU
      And shall do so ever, though I took him at 's
      prayers. Fare you well, my lord; and believe this
40    of me, there can be no kernel in this light nut; the
      soul of this man is his clothes. Trust him not in
      matter of heavy consequence; I have kept of them
      tame, and know their natures. Farewell, monsieur:
      I have spoken better of you than you have or will to
45    deserve at my hand; but we must do good against evil.
Exit
PAROLLES
      An idle lord. I swear.
BERTRAM
      I think so.
PAROLLES
      Why, do you not know him?
BERTRAM
      Yes, I do know him well, and common speech
50    Gives him a worthy pass. Here comes my clog.
Enter HELENA
HELENA
      I have, sir, as I was commanded from you,
      Spoke with the king and have procured his leave
      For present parting; only he desires
      Some private speech with you.
BERTRAM
55    I shall obey his will.
      You must not marvel, Helen, at my course,
      Which holds not colour with the time, nor does
      The ministration and required office
      On my particular. Prepared I was not
60    For such a business; therefore am I found
      So much unsettled: this drives me to entreat you
      That presently you take our way for home;
      And rather muse than ask why I entreat you,
      For my respects are better than they seem
65    And my appointments have in them a need
      Greater than shows itself at the first view
      To you that know them not. This to my mother:

Giving a letter

      'Twill be two days ere I shall see you, so
      I leave you to your wisdom.
HELENA
70    Sir, I can nothing say,
      But that I am your most obedient servant.
BERTRAM
      Come, come, no more of that.
HELENA
      And ever shall
      With true observance seek to eke out that
75    Wherein toward me my homely stars have fail'd
      To equal my great fortune.
BERTRAM
      Let that go:
      My haste is very great: farewell; hie home.
HELENA
      Pray, sir, your pardon.
BERTRAM
80    Well, what would you say?
HELENA
      I am not worthy of the wealth I owe,
      Nor dare I say 'tis mine, and yet it is;
      But, like a timorous thief, most fain would steal
      What law does vouch mine own.
BERTRAM
85    What would you have?
HELENA
      Something; and scarce so much: nothing, indeed.
      I would not tell you what I would, my lord:
      Faith yes;
      Strangers and foes do sunder, and not kiss.
BERTRAM
90    I pray you, stay not, but in haste to horse.
HELENA
      I shall not break your bidding, good my lord.
BERTRAM
      Where are my other men, monsieur? Farewell.

Exit HELENA

      Go thou toward home; where I will never come
      Whilst I can shake my sword or hear the drum.
95    Away, and for our flight.
PAROLLES
      Bravely, coragio!
Exeunt
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