TPTT As You Like It: ACT II
Introduction
ACT I
ACT II
SCENE I. The Forest of Arden.
SCENE II. A room in the palace.
SCENE III. Before OLIVER'S house.
SCENE IV. The Forest of Arden.
SCENE V. The Forest.
SCENE VI. The forest.
SCENE VII. The forest.
ACT III
ACT IV
ACT V
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SCENE I. The Forest of Arden.
Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, and two or three Lords, like foresters
DUKE SENIOR
      Now, my co-mates and brothers in exile,
      Hath not old custom made this life more sweet
      Than that of painted pomp? Are not these woods
      More free from peril than the envious court?
5     Here feel we but the penalty of Adam,
      The seasons' difference, as the icy fang
      And churlish chiding of the winter's wind,
      Which, when it bites and blows upon my body,
      Even till I shrink with cold, I smile and say
10    'This is no flattery: these are counsellors
      That feelingly persuade me what I am.'
      Sweet are the uses of adversity,
      Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous,
      Wears yet a precious jewel in his head;
15    And this our life exempt from public haunt
      Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks,
      Sermons in stones and good in every thing.
      I would not change it.
AMIENS
      Happy is your grace,
20    That can translate the stubbornness of fortune
      Into so quiet and so sweet a style.
DUKE SENIOR
      Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
      And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
      Being native burghers of this desert city,
25    Should in their own confines with forked heads
      Have their round haunches gored.
First Lord
      Indeed, my lord,
      The melancholy Jaques grieves at that,
      And, in that kind, swears you do more usurp
30    Than doth your brother that hath banish'd you.
      To-day my Lord of Amiens and myself
      Did steal behind him as he lay along
      Under an oak whose antique root peeps out
      Upon the brook that brawls along this wood:
35    To the which place a poor sequester'd stag,
      That from the hunter's aim had ta'en a hurt,
      Did come to languish, and indeed, my lord,
      The wretched animal heaved forth such groans
      That their discharge did stretch his leathern coat
40    Almost to bursting, and the big round tears
      Coursed one another down his innocent nose
      In piteous chase; and thus the hairy fool
      Much marked of the melancholy Jaques,
      Stood on the extremest verge of the swift brook,
45    Augmenting it with tears.
DUKE SENIOR
      But what said Jaques?
      Did he not moralize this spectacle?
First Lord
      O, yes, into a thousand similes.
      First, for his weeping into the needless stream;
50    'Poor deer,' quoth he, 'thou makest a testament
      As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more
      To that which had too much:' then, being there alone,
      Left and abandon'd of his velvet friends,
      ''Tis right:' quoth he; 'thus misery doth part
55    The flux of company:' anon a careless herd,
      Full of the pasture, jumps along by him
      And never stays to greet him; 'Ay' quoth Jaques,
      'Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens;
      'Tis just the fashion: wherefore do you look
60    Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?'
      Thus most invectively he pierceth through
      The body of the country, city, court,
      Yea, and of this our life, swearing that we
      Are mere usurpers, tyrants and what's worse,
65    To fright the animals and to kill them up
      In their assign'd and native dwelling-place.
DUKE SENIOR
      And did you leave him in this contemplation?
Second Lord
      We did, my lord, weeping and commenting
      Upon the sobbing deer.
DUKE SENIOR
70    Show me the place:
      I love to cope him in these sullen fits,
      For then he's full of matter.
First Lord
      I'll bring you to him straight.
Exeunt
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