TPTT As You Like It: ACT III
Introduction
ACT I
ACT II
ACT III
SCENE I. A room in the palace.
SCENE II. The forest.
SCENE III. The forest.
SCENE IV. The forest.
SCENE V. Another part of the forest.
ACT IV
ACT V
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SCENE IV. The forest.
Enter ROSALIND and CELIA
ROSALIND
      Never talk to me; I will weep.
CELIA
      Do, I prithee; but yet have the grace to consider
      that tears do not become a man.
ROSALIND
      But have I not cause to weep?
CELIA
5     As good cause as one would desire; therefore weep.
ROSALIND
      His very hair is of the dissembling colour.
CELIA
      Something browner than Judas's marry, his kisses are
      Judas's own children.
ROSALIND
      I' faith, his hair is of a good colour.
CELIA
10    An excellent colour: your chestnut was ever the only colour.
ROSALIND
      And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch
      of holy bread.
CELIA
      He hath bought a pair of cast lips of Diana: a nun
      of winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously;
15    the very ice of chastity is in them.
ROSALIND
      But why did he swear he would come this morning, and
      comes not?
CELIA
      Nay, certainly, there is no truth in him.
ROSALIND
      Do you think so?
CELIA
20    Yes; I think he is not a pick-purse nor a
      horse-stealer, but for his verity in love, I do
      think him as concave as a covered goblet or a
      worm-eaten nut.
ROSALIND
      Not true in love?
CELIA
25    Yes, when he is in; but I think he is not in.
ROSALIND
      You have heard him swear downright he was.
CELIA
      'Was' is not 'is:' besides, the oath of a lover is
      no stronger than the word of a tapster; they are
      both the confirmer of false reckonings. He attends
30    here in the forest on the duke your father.
ROSALIND
      I met the duke yesterday and had much question with
      him: he asked me of what parentage I was; I told
      him, of as good as he; so he laughed and let me go.
      But what talk we of fathers, when there is such a
35    man as Orlando?
CELIA
      O, that's a brave man! he writes brave verses,
      speaks brave words, swears brave oaths and breaks
      them bravely, quite traverse, athwart the heart of
      his lover; as a puisny tilter, that spurs his horse
40    but on one side, breaks his staff like a noble
      goose: but all's brave that youth mounts and folly
      guides. Who comes here?
Enter CORIN
CORIN
      Mistress and master, you have oft inquired
      After the shepherd that complain'd of love,
45    Who you saw sitting by me on the turf,
      Praising the proud disdainful shepherdess
      That was his mistress.
CELIA
      Well, and what of him?
CORIN
      If you will see a pageant truly play'd,
50    Between the pale complexion of true love
      And the red glow of scorn and proud disdain,
      Go hence a little and I shall conduct you,
      If you will mark it.
ROSALIND
      O, come, let us remove:
55    The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.
      Bring us to this sight, and you shall say
      I'll prove a busy actor in their play.
Exeunt
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