TPTT The Life of Henry the Fifth: ACT II
Introduction
ACT I
ACT II
PROLOGUE
SCENE I. London. A street.
SCENE II. Southampton. A council-chamber.
SCENE III. London. Before a tavern.
SCENE IV. France. The KING'S palace.
ACT III
ACT IV
ACT V
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SCENE III. London. Before a tavern.
Enter PISTOL, Hostess, NYM, BARDOLPH, and Boy
Hostess
      Prithee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring thee to Staines.
PISTOL
      No; for my manly heart doth yearn.
      Bardolph, be blithe: Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins:
      Boy, bristle thy courage up; for Falstaff he is dead,
5     And we must yearn therefore.
BARDOLPH
      Would I were with him, wheresome'er he is, either in
      heaven or in hell!
Hostess
      Nay, sure, he's not in hell: he's in Arthur's
      bosom, if ever man went to Arthur's bosom. A' made
10    a finer end and went away an it had been any
      christom child; a' parted even just between twelve
      and one, even at the turning o' the tide: for after
      I saw him fumble with the sheets and play with
      flowers and smile upon his fingers' ends, I knew
15    there was but one way; for his nose was as sharp as
      a pen, and a' babbled of green fields. 'How now,
      sir John!' quoth I 'what, man! be o' good
      cheer.' So a' cried out 'God, God, God!' three or
      four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid him a'
20    should not think of God; I hoped there was no need
      to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So
      a' bade me lay more clothes on his feet: I put my
      hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as
      cold as any stone; then I felt to his knees, and
25    they were as cold as any stone, and so upward and
      upward, and all was as cold as any stone.
NYM
      They say he cried out of sack.
Hostess
      Ay, that a' did.
BARDOLPH
      And of women.
Hostess
30    Nay, that a' did not.
Boy
      Yes, that a' did; and said they were devils
      incarnate.
Hostess
      A' could never abide carnation; 'twas a colour he
      never liked.
Boy
35    A' said once, the devil would have him about women.
Hostess
      A' did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then
      he was rheumatic, and talked of the whore of Babylon.
Boy
      Do you not remember, a' saw a flea stick upon
      Bardolph's nose, and a' said it was a black soul
40    burning in hell-fire?
BARDOLPH
      Well, the fuel is gone that maintained that fire:
      that's all the riches I got in his service.
NYM
      Shall we shog? the king will be gone from
      Southampton.
PISTOL
45    Come, let's away. My love, give me thy lips.
      Look to my chattels and my movables:
      Let senses rule; the word is 'Pitch and Pay:'
      Trust none;
      For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes,
50    And hold-fast is the only dog, my duck:
      Therefore, Caveto be thy counsellor.
      Go, clear thy crystals. Yoke-fellows in arms,
      Let us to France; like horse-leeches, my boys,
      To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!
Boy
55    And that's but unwholesome food they say.
PISTOL
      Touch her soft mouth, and march.
BARDOLPH
      Farewell, hostess.
Kissing her
NYM
      I cannot kiss, that is the humour of it; but, adieu.
PISTOL
      Let housewifery appear: keep close, I thee command.
Hostess
60    Farewell; adieu.
Exeunt
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