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Enter GEORGE BEVIS and JOHN HOLLAND
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| BEVIS |
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Come, and get thee a sword, though made of a lath;
they have been up these two days.
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| HOLLAND |
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They have the more need to sleep now, then.
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| BEVIS |
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I tell thee, Jack Cade the clothier means to dress
5 the commonwealth, and turn it, and set a new nap upon it.
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| HOLLAND |
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So he had need, for 'tis threadbare. Well, I say it
was never merry world in England since gentlemen came up.
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| BEVIS |
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O miserable age! virtue is not regarded in handicrafts-men.
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| HOLLAND |
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The nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons.
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10 Nay, more, the king's council are no good workmen.
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| HOLLAND |
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True; and yet it is said, labour in thy vocation;
which is as much to say as, let the magistrates be
labouring men; and therefore should we be
magistrates.
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| BEVIS |
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15 Thou hast hit it; for there's no better sign of a
brave mind than a hard hand.
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| HOLLAND |
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I see them! I see them! there's Best's son, the
tanner of Wingham,--
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| BEVIS |
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He shall have the skin of our enemies, to make
20 dog's-leather of.
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| HOLLAND |
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And Dick the Butcher,--
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| BEVIS |
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Then is sin struck down like an ox, and iniquity's
throat cut like a calf.
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| HOLLAND |
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And Smith the weaver,--
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| BEVIS |
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25 Argo, their thread of life is spun.
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| HOLLAND |
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Come, come, let's fall in with them.
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Drum. Enter CADE, DICK the Butcher, SMITH the Weaver, and a Sawyer, with infinite numbers
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| CADE |
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We John Cade, so termed of our supposed father,--
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| DICK |
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(Aside)
Or rather, of stealing a cade of herrings.
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| CADE |
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For our enemies shall fall before us, inspired with
30 the spirit of putting down kings and princes,
--Command silence.
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| DICK |
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Silence!
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| CADE |
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My father was a Mortimer,--
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| DICK |
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(Aside)
He was an honest man, and a good
35 bricklayer.
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| CADE |
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My mother a Plantagenet,--
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| DICK |
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(Aside)
I knew her well; she was a midwife.
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| CADE |
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My wife descended of the Lacies,--
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| DICK |
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(Aside)
She was, indeed, a pedler's daughter, and
40 sold many laces.
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| SMITH |
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(Aside)
But now of late, notable to travel with her
furred pack, she washes bucks here at home.
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| CADE |
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Therefore am I of an honourable house.
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| DICK |
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(Aside)
Ay, by my faith, the field is honourable;
45 and there was he borne, under a hedge, for his
father had never a house but the cage.
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| CADE |
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Valiant I am.
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| SMITH |
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(Aside)
A' must needs; for beggary is valiant.
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| CADE |
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I am able to endure much.
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| DICK |
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50 (Aside)
No question of that; for I have seen him
whipped three market-days together.
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| CADE |
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I fear neither sword nor fire.
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| SMITH |
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(Aside)
He need not fear the sword; for his coat is of proof.
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| DICK |
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(Aside)
But methinks he should stand in fear of
55 fire, being burnt i' the hand for stealing of sheep.
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| CADE |
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Be brave, then; for your captain is brave, and vows
reformation. There shall be in England seven
halfpenny loaves sold for a penny: the three-hooped
pot; shall have ten hoops and I will make it felony
60 to drink small beer: all the realm shall be in
common; and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to
grass: and when I am king, as king I will be,--
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God save your majesty!
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| CADE |
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I thank you, good people: there shall be no money;
65 all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will
apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree
like brothers and worship me their lord.
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| DICK |
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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
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| CADE |
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Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable
70 thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should
be made parchment? that parchment, being scribbled
o'er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings:
but I say, 'tis the bee's wax; for I did but seal
once to a thing, and I was never mine own man
75 since. How now! who's there?
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Enter some, bringing forward the Clerk of Chatham
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| SMITH |
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The clerk of Chatham: he can write and read and
cast accompt.
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| CADE |
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O monstrous!
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| SMITH |
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We took him setting of boys' copies.
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| CADE |
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80 Here's a villain!
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| SMITH |
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Has a book in his pocket with red letters in't.
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| CADE |
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Nay, then, he is a conjurer.
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| DICK |
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Nay, he can make obligations, and write court-hand.
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| CADE |
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I am sorry for't: the man is a proper man, of mine
85 honour; unless I find him guilty, he shall not die.
Come hither, sirrah, I must examine thee: what is thy name?
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| Clerk |
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Emmanuel.
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| DICK |
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They use to write it on the top of letters: 'twill
go hard with you.
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| CADE |
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90 Let me alone. Dost thou use to write thy name? or
hast thou a mark to thyself, like an honest
plain-dealing man?
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| CLERK |
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Sir, I thank God, I have been so well brought up
that I can write my name.
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95 He hath confessed: away with him! he's a villain
and a traitor.
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| CADE |
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Away with him, I say! hang him with his pen and
ink-horn about his neck.
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Exit one with the Clerk
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Enter MICHAEL
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| MICHAEL |
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Where's our general?
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| CADE |
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100 Here I am, thou particular fellow.
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| MICHAEL |
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Fly, fly, fly! Sir Humphrey Stafford and his
brother are hard by, with the king's forces.
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| CADE |
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Stand, villain, stand, or I'll fell thee down. He
shall be encountered with a man as good as himself:
105 he is but a knight, is a'?
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| MICHAEL |
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No.
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| CADE |
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To equal him, I will make myself a knight presently.
Kneels
Rise up Sir John Mortimer.
Rises
Now have at him!
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Enter SIR HUMPHREY and WILLIAM STAFFORD, with drum and soldiers
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| SIR HUMPHREY |
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110 Rebellious hinds, the filth and scum of Kent,
Mark'd for the gallows, lay your weapons down;
Home to your cottages, forsake this groom:
The king is merciful, if you revolt.
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| WILLIAM STAFFORD |
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But angry, wrathful, and inclined to blood,
115 If you go forward; therefore yield, or die.
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| CADE |
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As for these silken-coated slaves, I pass not:
It is to you, good people, that I speak,
Over whom, in time to come, I hope to reign;
For I am rightful heir unto the crown.
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| SIR HUMPHREY |
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120 Villain, thy father was a plasterer;
And thou thyself a shearman, art thou not?
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| CADE |
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And Adam was a gardener.
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| WILLIAM STAFFORD |
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And what of that?
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| CADE |
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Marry, this: Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March.
125 Married the Duke of Clarence' daughter, did he not?
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| SIR HUMPHREY |
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Ay, sir.
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| CADE |
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By her he had two children at one birth.
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| WILLIAM STAFFORD |
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That's false.
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| CADE |
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Ay, there's the question; but I say, 'tis true:
130 The elder of them, being put to nurse,
Was by a beggar-woman stolen away;
And, ignorant of his birth and parentage,
Became a bricklayer when he came to age:
His son am I; deny it, if you can.
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| DICK |
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135 Nay, 'tis too true; therefore he shall be king.
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| SMITH |
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Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and
the bricks are alive at this day to testify it;
therefore deny it not.
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| SIR HUMPHREY |
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And will you credit this base drudge's words,
140 That speaks he knows not what?
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Ay, marry, will we; therefore get ye gone.
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| WILLIAM STAFFORD |
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Jack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this.
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| CADE |
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He lies, for I invented it myself.
Go to, sirrah, tell the king from me, that, for his
145 father's sake, Henry the Fifth, in whose time boys
went to span-counter for French crowns, I am content
he shall reign; but I'll be protector over him.
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| DICK |
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And furthermore, well have the Lord Say's head for
selling the dukedom of Maine.
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| CADE |
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150 And good reason; for thereby is England mained, and
fain to go with a staff, but that my puissance holds
it up. Fellow kings, I tell you that that Lord Say
hath gelded the commonwealth, and made it an eunuch:
and more than that, he can speak French; and
155 therefore he is a traitor.
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| SIR HUMPHREY |
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O gross and miserable ignorance!
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| CADE |
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Nay, answer, if you can: the Frenchmen are our
enemies; go to, then, I ask but this: can he that
speaks with the tongue of an enemy be a good
160 counsellor, or no?
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No, no; and therefore we'll have his head.
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| WILLIAM STAFFORD |
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Well, seeing gentle words will not prevail,
Assail them with the army of the king.
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| SIR HUMPHREY |
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Herald, away; and throughout every town
165 Proclaim them traitors that are up with Cade;
That those which fly before the battle ends
May, even in their wives' and children's sight,
Be hang'd up for example at their doors:
And you that be the king's friends, follow me.
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Exeunt WILLIAM STAFFORD and SIR HUMPHREY, and soldiers
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| CADE |
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170 And you that love the commons, follow me.
Now show yourselves men; 'tis for liberty.
We will not leave one lord, one gentleman:
Spare none but such as go in clouted shoon;
For they are thrifty honest men, and such
175 As would, but that they dare not, take our parts.
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| DICK |
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They are all in order and march toward us.
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| CADE |
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But then are we in order when we are most
out of order. Come, march forward.
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Exeunt
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