TPTT Much Ado about Nothing: ACT II
Introduction
ACT I
ACT II
SCENE I. A hall in LEONATO'S house.
SCENE II. The same.
SCENE III. LEONATO'S orchard.
ACT III
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SCENE II. The same.
Enter DON JOHN and BORACHIO
DON JOHN
      It is so; the Count Claudio shall marry the
      daughter of Leonato.
BORACHIO
      Yea, my lord; but I can cross it.
DON JOHN
      Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be
5     medicinable to me: I am sick in displeasure to him,
      and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges
      evenly with mine. How canst thou cross this marriage?
BORACHIO
      Not honestly, my lord; but so covertly that no
      dishonesty shall appear in me.
DON JOHN
10    Show me briefly how.
BORACHIO
      I think I told your lordship a year since, how much
      I am in the favour of Margaret, the waiting
      gentlewoman to Hero.
DON JOHN
      I remember.
BORACHIO
15    I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night,
      appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber window.
DON JOHN
      What life is in that, to be the death of this marriage?
BORACHIO
      The poison of that lies in you to temper. Go you to
      the prince your brother; spare not to tell him that
20    he hath wronged his honour in marrying the renowned
      Claudio--whose estimation do you mightily hold
      up--to a contaminated stale, such a one as Hero.
DON JOHN
      What proof shall I make of that?
BORACHIO
      Proof enough to misuse the prince, to vex Claudio,
25    to undo Hero and kill Leonato. Look you for any
      other issue?
DON JOHN
      Only to despite them, I will endeavour any thing.
BORACHIO
      Go, then; find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and
      the Count Claudio alone: tell them that you know
30    that Hero loves me; intend a kind of zeal both to the
      prince and Claudio, as,--in love of your brother's
      honour, who hath made this match, and his friend's
      reputation, who is thus like to be cozened with the
      semblance of a maid,--that you have discovered
35    thus. They will scarcely believe this without trial:
      offer them instances; which shall bear no less
      likelihood than to see me at her chamber-window,
      hear me call Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term me
      Claudio; and bring them to see this the very night
40    before the intended wedding,--for in the meantime I
      will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be
      absent,--and there shall appear such seeming truth
      of Hero's disloyalty that jealousy shall be called
      assurance and all the preparation overthrown.
DON JOHN
45    Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put
      it in practise. Be cunning in the working this, and
      thy fee is a thousand ducats.
BORACHIO
      Be you constant in the accusation, and my cunning
      shall not shame me.
DON JOHN
50    I will presently go learn their day of marriage.
Exeunt
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