TPTT Much Ado about Nothing: ACT III
Introduction
ACT I
ACT II
ACT III
SCENE I. LEONATO'S garden.
SCENE II. A room in LEONATO'S house
SCENE III. A street.
SCENE IV. HERO's apartment.
SCENE V. Another room in LEONATO'S house.
ACT IV
ACT V
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SCENE V. Another room in LEONATO'S house.
Enter LEONATO, with DOGBERRY and VERGES
LEONATO
      What would you with me, honest neighbour?
DOGBERRY
      Marry, sir, I would have some confidence with you
      that decerns you nearly.
LEONATO
      Brief, I pray you; for you see it is a busy time with me.
DOGBERRY
5     Marry, this it is, sir.
VERGES
      Yes, in truth it is, sir.
LEONATO
      What is it, my good friends?
DOGBERRY
      Goodman Verges, sir, speaks a little off the
      matter: an old man, sir, and his wits are not so
10    blunt as, God help, I would desire they were; but,
      in faith, honest as the skin between his brows.
VERGES
      Yes, I thank God I am as honest as any man living
      that is an old man and no honester than I.
DOGBERRY
      Comparisons are odorous: palabras, neighbour Verges.
LEONATO
15    Neighbours, you are tedious.
DOGBERRY
      It pleases your worship to say so, but we are the
      poor duke's officers; but truly, for mine own part,
      if I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in
      my heart to bestow it all of your worship.
LEONATO
20    All thy tediousness on me, ah?
DOGBERRY
      Yea, an 'twere a thousand pound more than 'tis; for
      I hear as good exclamation on your worship as of any
      man in the city; and though I be but a poor man, I
      am glad to hear it.
VERGES
25    And so am I.
LEONATO
      I would fain know what you have to say.
VERGES
      Marry, sir, our watch to-night, excepting your
      worship's presence, ha' ta'en a couple of as arrant
      knaves as any in Messina.
DOGBERRY
30    A good old man, sir; he will be talking: as they
      say, when the age is in, the wit is out: God help
      us! it is a world to see. Well said, i' faith,
      neighbour Verges: well, God's a good man; an two men
      ride of a horse, one must ride behind. An honest
35    soul, i' faith, sir; by my troth he is, as ever
      broke bread; but God is to be worshipped; all men
      are not alike; alas, good neighbour!
LEONATO
      Indeed, neighbour, he comes too short of you.
DOGBERRY
      Gifts that God gives.
LEONATO
40    I must leave you.
DOGBERRY
      One word, sir: our watch, sir, have indeed
      comprehended two aspicious persons, and we would
      have them this morning examined before your worship.
LEONATO
      Take their examination yourself and bring it me: I
45    am now in great haste, as it may appear unto you.
DOGBERRY
      It shall be suffigance.
LEONATO
      Drink some wine ere you go: fare you well.
Enter a Messenger
Messenger
      My lord, they stay for you to give your daughter to
      her husband.
LEONATO
50    I'll wait upon them: I am ready.
Exeunt LEONATO and Messenger
DOGBERRY
      Go, good partner, go, get you to Francis Seacole;
      bid him bring his pen and inkhorn to the gaol: we
      are now to examination these men.
VERGES
      And we must do it wisely.
DOGBERRY
55    We will spare for no wit, I warrant you; here's
      that shall drive some of them to a non-come: only
      get the learned writer to set down our
      excommunication and meet me at the gaol.
Exeunt
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