TPTT The Taming of the Shrew: ACT I
Introduction
INDUCTION
ACT I
SCENE I. Padua. A public place.
SCENE II. Padua. Before HORTENSIO'S house.
ACT II
ACT III
ACT IV
ACT V
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SCENE I. Padua. A public place.
Enter LUCENTIO and his man TRANIO
LUCENTIO
      Tranio, since for the great desire I had
      To see fair Padua, nursery of arts,
      I am arrived for fruitful Lombardy,
      The pleasant garden of great Italy;
5     And by my father's love and leave am arm'd
      With his good will and thy good company,
      My trusty servant, well approved in all,
      Here let us breathe and haply institute
      A course of learning and ingenious studies.
10    Pisa renown'd for grave citizens
      Gave me my being and my father first,
      A merchant of great traffic through the world,
      Vincetino come of Bentivolii.
      Vincetino's son brought up in Florence
15    It shall become to serve all hopes conceived,
      To deck his fortune with his virtuous deeds:
      And therefore, Tranio, for the time I study,
      Virtue and that part of philosophy
      Will I apply that treats of happiness
20    By virtue specially to be achieved.
      Tell me thy mind; for I have Pisa left
      And am to Padua come, as he that leaves
      A shallow plash to plunge him in the deep
      And with satiety seeks to quench his thirst.
TRANIO
25    Mi perdonato, gentle master mine,
      I am in all affected as yourself;
      Glad that you thus continue your resolve
      To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy.
      Only, good master, while we do admire
30    This virtue and this moral discipline,
      Let's be no stoics nor no stocks, I pray;
      Or so devote to Aristotle's cheques
      As Ovid be an outcast quite abjured:
      Balk logic with acquaintance that you have
35    And practise rhetoric in your common talk;
      Music and poesy use to quicken you;
      The mathematics and the metaphysics,
      Fall to them as you find your stomach serves you;
      No profit grows where is no pleasure ta'en:
40    In brief, sir, study what you most affect.
LUCENTIO
      Gramercies, Tranio, well dost thou advise.
      If, Biondello, thou wert come ashore,
      We could at once put us in readiness,
      And take a lodging fit to entertain
45    Such friends as time in Padua shall beget.
      But stay a while: what company is this?
TRANIO
      Master, some show to welcome us to town.
Enter BAPTISTA, KATHARINA, BIANCA, GREMIO, and HORTENSIO. LUCENTIO and TRANIO stand by
BAPTISTA
      Gentlemen, importune me no farther,
      For how I firmly am resolved you know;
50    That is, not bestow my youngest daughter
      Before I have a husband for the elder:
      If either of you both love Katharina,
      Because I know you well and love you well,
      Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure.
GREMIO
55    (Aside) To cart her rather: she's too rough for me.
      There, There, Hortensio, will you any wife?
KATHARINA
      I pray you, sir, is it your will
      To make a stale of me amongst these mates?
HORTENSIO
      Mates, maid! how mean you that? no mates for you,
60    Unless you were of gentler, milder mould.
KATHARINA
      I'faith, sir, you shall never need to fear:
      I wis it is not half way to her heart;
      But if it were, doubt not her care should be
      To comb your noddle with a three-legg'd stool
65    And paint your face and use you like a fool.
HORTENSIA
      From all such devils, good Lord deliver us!
GREMIO
      And me too, good Lord!
TRANIO
      Hush, master! here's some good pastime toward:
      That wench is stark mad or wonderful froward.
LUCENTIO
70    But in the other's silence do I see
      Maid's mild behavior and sobriety.
      Peace, Tranio!
TRANIO
      Well said, master; mum! and gaze your fill.
BAPTISTA
      Gentlemen, that I may soon make good
75    What I have said, Bianca, get you in:
      And let it not displease thee, good Bianca,
      For I will love thee ne'er the less, my girl.
KATHARINA
      A pretty peat! it is best
      Put finger in the eye, an she knew why.
BIANCA
80    Sister, content you in my discontent.
      Sir, to your pleasure humbly I subscribe:
      My books and instruments shall be my company,
      On them to took and practise by myself.
LUCENTIO
      Hark, Tranio! thou may'st hear Minerva speak.
HORTENSIO
85    Signior Baptista, will you be so strange?
      Sorry am I that our good will effects
      Bianca's grief.
GREMIO
      Why will you mew her up,
      Signior Baptista, for this fiend of hell,
90    And make her bear the penance of her tongue?
BAPTISTA
      Gentlemen, content ye; I am resolved:
      Go in, Bianca:

Exit BIANCA

      And for I know she taketh most delight
      In music, instruments and poetry,
95    Schoolmasters will I keep within my house,
      Fit to instruct her youth. If you, Hortensio,
      Or Signior Gremio, you, know any such,
      Prefer them hither; for to cunning men
      I will be very kind, and liberal
100   To mine own children in good bringing up:
      And so farewell. Katharina, you may stay;
      For I have more to commune with Bianca.
Exit
KATHARINA
      Why, and I trust I may go too, may I not? What,
      shall I be appointed hours; as though, belike, I
105   knew not what to take and what to leave, ha?
Exit
GREMIO
      You may go to the devil's dam: your gifts are so
      good, here's none will hold you. Their love is not
      so great, Hortensio, but we may blow our nails
      together, and fast it fairly out: our cakes dough on
110   both sides. Farewell: yet for the love I bear my
      sweet Bianca, if I can by any means light on a fit
      man to teach her that wherein she delights, I will
      wish him to her father.
HORTENSIO
      So will I, Signior Gremio: but a word, I pray.
115   Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brooked
      parle, know now, upon advice, it toucheth us both,
      that we may yet again have access to our fair
      mistress and be happy rivals in Bianco's love, to
      labour and effect one thing specially.
GREMIO
120   What's that, I pray?
HORTENSIO
      Marry, sir, to get a husband for her sister.
GREMIO
      A husband! a devil.
HORTENSIO
      I say, a husband.
GREMIO
      I say, a devil. Thinkest thou, Hortensio, though
125   her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool
      to be married to hell?
HORTENSIO
      Tush, Gremio, though it pass your patience and mine
      to endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good
      fellows in the world, an a man could light on them,
130   would take her with all faults, and money enough.
GREMIO
      I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with
      this condition, to be whipped at the high cross
      every morning.
HORTENSIO
      Faith, as you say, there's small choice in rotten
135   apples. But come; since this bar in law makes us
      friends, it shall be so far forth friendly
      maintained all by helping Baptista's eldest daughter
      to a husband we set his youngest free for a husband,
      and then have to't a fresh. Sweet Bianca! Happy man
140   be his dole! He that runs fastest gets the ring.
      How say you, Signior Gremio?
GREMIO
      I am agreed; and would I had given him the best
      horse in Padua to begin his wooing that would
      thoroughly woo her, wed her and bed her and rid the
145   house of her! Come on.
Exeunt GREMIO and HORTENSIO
TRANIO
      I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible
      That love should of a sudden take such hold?
LUCENTIO
      O Tranio, till I found it to be true,
      I never thought it possible or likely;
150   But see, while idly I stood looking on,
      I found the effect of love in idleness:
      And now in plainness do confess to thee,
      That art to me as secret and as dear
      As Anna to the queen of Carthage was,
155   Tranio, I burn, I pine, I perish, Tranio,
      If I achieve not this young modest girl.
      Counsel me, Tranio, for I know thou canst;
      Assist me, Tranio, for I know thou wilt.
TRANIO
      Master, it is no time to chide you now;
160   Affection is not rated from the heart:
      If love have touch'd you, nought remains but so,
      'Redime te captum quam queas minimo.'
LUCENTIO
      Gramercies, lad, go forward; this contents:
      The rest will comfort, for thy counsel's sound.
TRANIO
165   Master, you look'd so longly on the maid,
      Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all.
LUCENTIO
      O yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face,
      Such as the daughter of Agenor had,
      That made great Jove to humble him to her hand.
170   When with his knees he kiss'd the Cretan strand.
TRANIO
      Saw you no more? mark'd you not how her sister
      Began to scold and raise up such a storm
      That mortal ears might hardly endure the din?
LUCENTIO
      Tranio, I saw her coral lips to move
175   And with her breath she did perfume the air:
      Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her.
TRANIO
      Nay, then, 'tis time to stir him from his trance.
      I pray, awake, sir: if you love the maid,
      Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her. Thus it stands:
180   Her eldest sister is so curst and shrewd
      That till the father rid his hands of her,
      Master, your love must live a maid at home;
      And therefore has he closely mew'd her up,
      Because she will not be annoy'd with suitors.
LUCENTIO
185   Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he!
      But art thou not advised, he took some care
      To get her cunning schoolmasters to instruct her?
TRANIO
      Ay, marry, am I, sir; and now 'tis plotted.
LUCENTIO
      I have it, Tranio.
TRANIO
190   Master, for my hand,
      Both our inventions meet and jump in one.
LUCENTIO
      Tell me thine first.
TRANIO
      You will be schoolmaster
      And undertake the teaching of the maid:
195   That's your device.
LUCENTIO
      It is: may it be done?
TRANIO
      Not possible; for who shall bear your part,
      And be in Padua here Vincentio's son,
      Keep house and ply his book, welcome his friends,
200   Visit his countrymen and banquet them?
LUCENTIO
      Basta; content thee, for I have it full.
      We have not yet been seen in any house,
      Nor can we lie distinguish'd by our faces
      For man or master; then it follows thus;
205   Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead,
      Keep house and port and servants as I should:
      I will some other be, some Florentine,
      Some Neapolitan, or meaner man of Pisa.
      'Tis hatch'd and shall be so: Tranio, at once
210   Uncase thee; take my colour'd hat and cloak:
      When Biondello comes, he waits on thee;
      But I will charm him first to keep his tongue.
TRANIO
      So had you need.
      In brief, sir, sith it your pleasure is,
215   And I am tied to be obedient;
      For so your father charged me at our parting,
      'Be serviceable to my son,' quoth he,
      Although I think 'twas in another sense;
      I am content to be Lucentio,
220   Because so well I love Lucentio.
LUCENTIO
      Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves:
      And let me be a slave, to achieve that maid
      Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye.
      Here comes the rogue.

Enter BIONDELLO

225   Sirrah, where have you been?
BIONDELLO
      Where have I been! Nay, how now! where are you?
      Master, has my fellow Tranio stolen your clothes? Or
      you stolen his? or both? pray, what's the news?
LUCENTIO
      Sirrah, come hither: 'tis no time to jest,
230   And therefore frame your manners to the time.
      Your fellow Tranio here, to save my life,
      Puts my apparel and my countenance on,
      And I for my escape have put on his;
      For in a quarrel since I came ashore
235   I kill'd a man and fear I was descried:
      Wait you on him, I charge you, as becomes,
      While I make way from hence to save my life:
      You understand me?
BIONDELLO
      I, sir! ne'er a whit.
LUCENTIO
240   And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth:
      Tranio is changed into Lucentio.
BIONDELLO
      The better for him: would I were so too!
TRANIO
      So could I, faith, boy, to have the next wish after,
      That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest daughter.
245   But, sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's, I advise
      You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies:
      When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio;
      But in all places else your master Lucentio.
LUCENTIO
      Tranio, let's go: one thing more rests, that
250   thyself execute, to make one among these wooers: if
      thou ask me why, sufficeth, my reasons are both good
      and weighty.
Exeunt
The presenters above speak
First Servant
      My lord, you nod; you do not mind the play.
SLY
      Yes, by Saint Anne, do I. A good matter, surely:
255   comes there any more of it?
Page
      My lord, 'tis but begun.
SLY
      'Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam lady:
      would 'twere done!
They sit and mark
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