TPTT The Life of Timon of Athens: ACT IV
Introduction
ACT I
ACT II
ACT III
ACT IV
SCENE I. Without the walls of Athens.
SCENE II. Athens. A room in Timon's house.
SCENE III. Woods and cave, near the seashore.
ACT V
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SCENE III. Woods and cave, near the seashore.
Enter TIMON, from the cave
TIMON
      O blessed breeding sun, draw from the earth
      Rotten humidity; below thy sister's orb
      Infect the air! Twinn'd brothers of one womb,
      Whose procreation, residence, and birth,
5     Scarce is dividant, touch them with several fortunes;
      The greater scorns the lesser: not nature,
      To whom all sores lay siege, can bear great fortune,
      But by contempt of nature.
      Raise me this beggar, and deny 't that lord;
10    The senator shall bear contempt hereditary,
      The beggar native honour.
      It is the pasture lards the rother's sides,
      The want that makes him lean. Who dares, who dares,
      In purity of manhood stand upright,
15    And say 'This man's a flatterer?' if one be,
      So are they all; for every grise of fortune
      Is smooth'd by that below: the learned pate
      Ducks to the golden fool: all is oblique;
      There's nothing level in our cursed natures,
20    But direct villany. Therefore, be abhorr'd
      All feasts, societies, and throngs of men!
      His semblable, yea, himself, Timon disdains:
      Destruction fang mankind! Earth, yield me roots!

Digging

      Who seeks for better of thee, sauce his palate
25    With thy most operant poison! What is here?
      Gold? yellow, glittering, precious gold? No, gods,
      I am no idle votarist: roots, you clear heavens!
      Thus much of this will make black white, foul fair,
      Wrong right, base noble, old young, coward valiant.
30    Ha, you gods! why this? what this, you gods? Why, this
      Will lug your priests and servants from your sides,
      Pluck stout men's pillows from below their heads:
      This yellow slave
      Will knit and break religions, bless the accursed,
35    Make the hoar leprosy adored, place thieves
      And give them title, knee and approbation
      With senators on the bench: this is it
      That makes the wappen'd widow wed again;
      She, whom the spital-house and ulcerous sores
40    Would cast the gorge at, this embalms and spices
      To the April day again. Come, damned earth,
      Thou common whore of mankind, that put'st odds
      Among the route of nations, I will make thee
      Do thy right nature.

March afar off

45    Ha! a drum? Thou'rt quick,
      But yet I'll bury thee: thou'lt go, strong thief,
      When gouty keepers of thee cannot stand.
      Nay, stay thou out for earnest.
Keeping some gold
Enter ALCIBIADES, with drum and fife, in warlike manner; PHRYNIA and TIMANDRA
ALCIBIADES
      What art thou there? speak.
TIMON
50    A beast, as thou art. The canker gnaw thy heart,
      For showing me again the eyes of man!
ALCIBIADES
      What is thy name? Is man so hateful to thee,
      That art thyself a man?
TIMON
      I am Misanthropos, and hate mankind.
55    For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog,
      That I might love thee something.
ALCIBIADES
      I know thee well;
      But in thy fortunes am unlearn'd and strange.
TIMON
      I know thee too; and more than that I know thee,
60    I not desire to know. Follow thy drum;
      With man's blood paint the ground, gules, gules:
      Religious canons, civil laws are cruel;
      Then what should war be? This fell whore of thine
      Hath in her more destruction than thy sword,
65    For all her cherubim look.
PHRYNIA
      Thy lips rot off!
TIMON
      I will not kiss thee; then the rot returns
      To thine own lips again.
ALCIBIADES
      How came the noble Timon to this change?
TIMON
70    As the moon does, by wanting light to give:
      But then renew I could not, like the moon;
      There were no suns to borrow of.
ALCIBIADES
      Noble Timon,
      What friendship may I do thee?
TIMON
75    None, but to
      Maintain my opinion.
ALCIBIADES
      What is it, Timon?
TIMON
      Promise me friendship, but perform none: if thou
      wilt not promise, the gods plague thee, for thou art
80    a man! if thou dost perform, confound thee, for
      thou art a man!
ALCIBIADES
      I have heard in some sort of thy miseries.
TIMON
      Thou saw'st them, when I had prosperity.
ALCIBIADES
      I see them now; then was a blessed time.
TIMON
85    As thine is now, held with a brace of harlots.
TIMANDRA
      Is this the Athenian minion, whom the world
      Voiced so regardfully?
TIMON
      Art thou Timandra?
TIMANDRA
      Yes.
TIMON
90    Be a whore still: they love thee not that use thee;
      Give them diseases, leaving with thee their lust.
      Make use of thy salt hours: season the slaves
      For tubs and baths; bring down rose-cheeked youth
      To the tub-fast and the diet.
TIMANDRA
95    Hang thee, monster!
ALCIBIADES
      Pardon him, sweet Timandra; for his wits
      Are drown'd and lost in his calamities.
      I have but little gold of late, brave Timon,
      The want whereof doth daily make revolt
100   In my penurious band: I have heard, and grieved,
      How cursed Athens, mindless of thy worth,
      Forgetting thy great deeds, when neighbour states,
      But for thy sword and fortune, trod upon them,--
TIMON
      I prithee, beat thy drum, and get thee gone.
ALCIBIADES
105   I am thy friend, and pity thee, dear Timon.
TIMON
      How dost thou pity him whom thou dost trouble?
      I had rather be alone.
ALCIBIADES
      Why, fare thee well:
      Here is some gold for thee.
TIMON
110   Keep it, I cannot eat it.
ALCIBIADES
      When I have laid proud Athens on a heap,--
TIMON
      Warr'st thou 'gainst Athens?
ALCIBIADES
      Ay, Timon, and have cause.
TIMON
      The gods confound them all in thy conquest;
115   And thee after, when thou hast conquer'd!
ALCIBIADES
      Why me, Timon?
TIMON
      That, by killing of villains,
      Thou wast born to conquer my country.
      Put up thy gold: go on,--here's gold,--go on;
120   Be as a planetary plague, when Jove
      Will o'er some high-viced city hang his poison
      In the sick air: let not thy sword skip one:
      Pity not honour'd age for his white beard;
      He is an usurer: strike me the counterfeit matron;
125   It is her habit only that is honest,
      Herself's a bawd: let not the virgin's cheek
      Make soft thy trenchant sword; for those milk-paps,
      That through the window-bars bore at men's eyes,
      Are not within the leaf of pity writ,
130   But set them down horrible traitors: spare not the babe,
      Whose dimpled smiles from fools exhaust their mercy;
      Think it a bastard, whom the oracle
      Hath doubtfully pronounced thy throat shall cut,
      And mince it sans remorse: swear against objects;
135   Put armour on thine ears and on thine eyes;
      Whose proof, nor yells of mothers, maids, nor babes,
      Nor sight of priests in holy vestments bleeding,
      Shall pierce a jot. There's gold to pay soldiers:
      Make large confusion; and, thy fury spent,
140   Confounded be thyself! Speak not, be gone.
ALCIBIADES
      Hast thou gold yet? I'll take the gold thou
      givest me,
      Not all thy counsel.
TIMON
      Dost thou, or dost thou not, heaven's curse
145   upon thee!
PHRYNIA
TIMANDRA
      Give us some gold, good Timon: hast thou more?
TIMON
      Enough to make a whore forswear her trade,
      And to make whores, a bawd. Hold up, you sluts,
      Your aprons mountant: you are not oathable,
150   Although, I know, you 'll swear, terribly swear
      Into strong shudders and to heavenly agues
      The immortal gods that hear you,--spare your oaths,
      I'll trust to your conditions: be whores still;
      And he whose pious breath seeks to convert you,
155   Be strong in whore, allure him, burn him up;
      Let your close fire predominate his smoke,
      And be no turncoats: yet may your pains, six months,
      Be quite contrary: and thatch your poor thin roofs
      With burthens of the dead;--some that were hang'd,
160   No matter:--wear them, betray with them: whore still;
      Paint till a horse may mire upon your face,
      A pox of wrinkles!
PHRYNIA
TIMANDRA
      Well, more gold: what then?
      Believe't, that we'll do any thing for gold.
TIMON
165   Consumptions sow
      In hollow bones of man; strike their sharp shins,
      And mar men's spurring. Crack the lawyer's voice,
      That he may never more false title plead,
      Nor sound his quillets shrilly: hoar the flamen,
170   That scolds against the quality of flesh,
      And not believes himself: down with the nose,
      Down with it flat; take the bridge quite away
      Of him that, his particular to foresee,
      Smells from the general weal: make curl'd-pate
175   ruffians bald;
      And let the unscarr'd braggarts of the war
      Derive some pain from you: plague all;
      That your activity may defeat and quell
      The source of all erection. There's more gold:
180   Do you damn others, and let this damn you,
      And ditches grave you all!
PHRYNIA
TIMANDRA
      More counsel with more money, bounteous Timon.
TIMON
      More whore, more mischief first; I have given you earnest.
ALCIBIADES
      Strike up the drum towards Athens! Farewell, Timon:
185   If I thrive well, I'll visit thee again.
TIMON
      If I hope well, I'll never see thee more.
ALCIBIADES
      I never did thee harm.
TIMON
      Yes, thou spokest well of me.
ALCIBIADES
      Call'st thou that harm?
TIMON
190   Men daily find it. Get thee away, and take
      Thy beagles with thee.
ALCIBIADES
      We but offend him. Strike!
Drum beats. Exeunt ALCIBIADES, PHRYNIA, and TIMANDRA
TIMON
      That nature, being sick of man's unkindness,
      Should yet be hungry! Common mother, thou,

Digging

195   Whose womb unmeasurable, and infinite breast,
      Teems, and feeds all; whose self-same mettle,
      Whereof thy proud child, arrogant man, is puff'd,
      Engenders the black toad and adder blue,
      The gilded newt and eyeless venom'd worm,
200   With all the abhorred births below crisp heaven
      Whereon Hyperion's quickening fire doth shine;
      Yield him, who all thy human sons doth hate,
      From forth thy plenteous bosom, one poor root!
      Ensear thy fertile and conceptious womb,
205   Let it no more bring out ingrateful man!
      Go great with tigers, dragons, wolves, and bears;
      Teem with new monsters, whom thy upward face
      Hath to the marbled mansion all above
      Never presented!--O, a root,--dear thanks!--
210   Dry up thy marrows, vines, and plough-torn leas;
      Whereof ungrateful man, with liquorish draughts
      And morsels unctuous, greases his pure mind,
      That from it all consideration slips!

Enter APEMANTUS

      More man? plague, plague!
APEMANTUS
215   I was directed hither: men report
      Thou dost affect my manners, and dost use them.
TIMON
      'Tis, then, because thou dost not keep a dog,
      Whom I would imitate: consumption catch thee!
APEMANTUS
      This is in thee a nature but infected;
220   A poor unmanly melancholy sprung
      From change of fortune. Why this spade? this place?
      This slave-like habit? and these looks of care?
      Thy flatterers yet wear silk, drink wine, lie soft;
      Hug their diseased perfumes, and have forgot
225   That ever Timon was. Shame not these woods,
      By putting on the cunning of a carper.
      Be thou a flatterer now, and seek to thrive
      By that which has undone thee: hinge thy knee,
      And let his very breath, whom thou'lt observe,
230   Blow off thy cap; praise his most vicious strain,
      And call it excellent: thou wast told thus;
      Thou gavest thine ears like tapsters that bid welcome
      To knaves and all approachers: 'tis most just
      That thou turn rascal; hadst thou wealth again,
235   Rascals should have 't. Do not assume my likeness.
TIMON
      Were I like thee, I'ld throw away myself.
APEMANTUS
      Thou hast cast away thyself, being like thyself;
      A madman so long, now a fool. What, think'st
      That the bleak air, thy boisterous chamberlain,
240   Will put thy shirt on warm? will these moss'd trees,
      That have outlived the eagle, page thy heels,
      And skip where thou point'st out? will the
      cold brook,
      Candied with ice, caudle thy morning taste,
245   To cure thy o'er-night's surfeit? Call the creatures
      Whose naked natures live in an the spite
      Of wreakful heaven, whose bare unhoused trunks,
      To the conflicting elements exposed,
      Answer mere nature; bid them flatter thee;
250   O, thou shalt find--
TIMON
      A fool of thee: depart.
APEMANTUS
      I love thee better now than e'er I did.
TIMON
      I hate thee worse.
APEMANTUS
      Why?
TIMON
255   Thou flatter'st misery.
APEMANTUS
      I flatter not; but say thou art a caitiff.
TIMON
      Why dost thou seek me out?
APEMANTUS
      To vex thee.
TIMON
      Always a villain's office or a fool's.
260   Dost please thyself in't?
APEMANTUS
      Ay.
TIMON
      What! a knave too?
APEMANTUS
      If thou didst put this sour-cold habit on
      To castigate thy pride, 'twere well: but thou
265   Dost it enforcedly; thou'ldst courtier be again,
      Wert thou not beggar. Willing misery
      Outlives encertain pomp, is crown'd before:
      The one is filling still, never complete;
      The other, at high wish: best state, contentless,
270   Hath a distracted and most wretched being,
      Worse than the worst, content.
      Thou shouldst desire to die, being miserable.
TIMON
      Not by his breath that is more miserable.
      Thou art a slave, whom Fortune's tender arm
275   With favour never clasp'd; but bred a dog.
      Hadst thou, like us from our first swath, proceeded
      The sweet degrees that this brief world affords
      To such as may the passive drugs of it
      Freely command, thou wouldst have plunged thyself
280   In general riot; melted down thy youth
      In different beds of lust; and never learn'd
      The icy precepts of respect, but follow'd
      The sugar'd game before thee. But myself,
      Who had the world as my confectionary,
285   The mouths, the tongues, the eyes and hearts of men
      At duty, more than I could frame employment,
      That numberless upon me stuck as leaves
      Do on the oak, hive with one winter's brush
      Fell from their boughs and left me open, bare
290   For every storm that blows: I, to bear this,
      That never knew but better, is some burden:
      Thy nature did commence in sufferance, time
      Hath made thee hard in't. Why shouldst thou hate men?
      They never flatter'd thee: what hast thou given?
295   If thou wilt curse, thy father, that poor rag,
      Must be thy subject, who in spite put stuff
      To some she beggar and compounded thee
      Poor rogue hereditary. Hence, be gone!
      If thou hadst not been born the worst of men,
300   Thou hadst been a knave and flatterer.
APEMANTUS
      Art thou proud yet?
TIMON
      Ay, that I am not thee.
APEMANTUS
      I, that I was
      No prodigal.
TIMON
305   I, that I am one now:
      Were all the wealth I have shut up in thee,
      I'ld give thee leave to hang it. Get thee gone.
      That the whole life of Athens were in this!
      Thus would I eat it.
Eating a root
APEMANTUS
310   Here; I will mend thy feast.
Offering him a root
TIMON
      First mend my company, take away thyself.
APEMANTUS
      So I shall mend mine own, by the lack of thine.
TIMON
      'Tis not well mended so, it is but botch'd;
      if not, I would it were.
APEMANTUS
315   What wouldst thou have to Athens?
TIMON
      Thee thither in a whirlwind. If thou wilt,
      Tell them there I have gold; look, so I have.
APEMANTUS
      Here is no use for gold.
TIMON
      The best and truest;
320   For here it sleeps, and does no hired harm.
APEMANTUS
      Where liest o' nights, Timon?
TIMON
      Under that's above me.
      Where feed'st thou o' days, Apemantus?
APEMANTUS
      Where my stomach finds meat; or, rather, where I eat
325   it.
TIMON
      Would poison were obedient and knew my mind!
APEMANTUS
      Where wouldst thou send it?
TIMON
      To sauce thy dishes.
APEMANTUS
      The middle of humanity thou never knewest, but the
330   extremity of both ends: when thou wast in thy gilt
      and thy perfume, they mocked thee for too much
      curiosity; in thy rags thou knowest none, but art
      despised for the contrary. There's a medlar for
      thee, eat it.
TIMON
335   On what I hate I feed not.
APEMANTUS
      Dost hate a medlar?
TIMON
      Ay, though it look like thee.
APEMANTUS
      An thou hadst hated meddlers sooner, thou shouldst
      have loved thyself better now. What man didst thou
340   ever know unthrift that was beloved after his means?
TIMON
      Who, without those means thou talkest of, didst thou
      ever know beloved?
APEMANTUS
      Myself.
TIMON
      I understand thee; thou hadst some means to keep a
345   dog.
APEMANTUS
      What things in the world canst thou nearest compare
      to thy flatterers?
TIMON
      Women nearest; but men, men are the things
      themselves. What wouldst thou do with the world,
350   Apemantus, if it lay in thy power?
APEMANTUS
      Give it the beasts, to be rid of the men.
TIMON
      Wouldst thou have thyself fall in the confusion of
      men, and remain a beast with the beasts?
APEMANTUS
      Ay, Timon.
TIMON
355   A beastly ambition, which the gods grant thee t'
      attain to! If thou wert the lion, the fox would
      beguile thee; if thou wert the lamb, the fox would
      eat three: if thou wert the fox, the lion would
      suspect thee, when peradventure thou wert accused by
360   the ass: if thou wert the ass, thy dulness would
      torment thee, and still thou livedst but as a
      breakfast to the wolf: if thou wert the wolf, thy
      greediness would afflict thee, and oft thou shouldst
      hazard thy life for thy dinner: wert thou the
365   unicorn, pride and wrath would confound thee and
      make thine own self the conquest of thy fury: wert
      thou a bear, thou wouldst be killed by the horse:
      wert thou a horse, thou wouldst be seized by the
      leopard: wert thou a leopard, thou wert german to
370   the lion and the spots of thy kindred were jurors on
      thy life: all thy safety were remotion and thy
      defence absence. What beast couldst thou be, that
      were not subject to a beast? and what a beast art
      thou already, that seest not thy loss in
375   transformation!
APEMANTUS
      If thou couldst please me with speaking to me, thou
      mightst have hit upon it here: the commonwealth of
      Athens is become a forest of beasts.
TIMON
      How has the ass broke the wall, that thou art out of the city?
APEMANTUS
380   Yonder comes a poet and a painter: the plague of
      company light upon thee! I will fear to catch it
      and give way: when I know not what else to do, I'll
      see thee again.
TIMON
      When there is nothing living but thee, thou shalt be
385   welcome. I had rather be a beggar's dog than Apemantus.
APEMANTUS
      Thou art the cap of all the fools alive.
TIMON
      Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
APEMANTUS
      A plague on thee! thou art too bad to curse.
TIMON
      All villains that do stand by thee are pure.
APEMANTUS
390   There is no leprosy but what thou speak'st.
TIMON
      If I name thee.
      I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands.
APEMANTUS
      I would my tongue could rot them off!
TIMON
      Away, thou issue of a mangy dog!
395   Choler does kill me that thou art alive;
      I swound to see thee.
APEMANTUS
      Would thou wouldst burst!
TIMON
      Away,
      Thou tedious rogue! I am sorry I shall lose
400   A stone by thee.
Throws a stone at him
APEMANTUS
      Beast!
TIMON
      Slave!
APEMANTUS
      Toad!
TIMON
      Rogue, rogue, rogue!
405   I am sick of this false world, and will love nought
      But even the mere necessities upon 't.
      Then, Timon, presently prepare thy grave;
      Lie where the light foam the sea may beat
      Thy grave-stone daily: make thine epitaph,
410   That death in me at others' lives may laugh.

To the gold

      O thou sweet king-killer, and dear divorce
      'Twixt natural son and sire! thou bright defiler
      Of Hymen's purest bed! thou valiant Mars!
      Thou ever young, fresh, loved and delicate wooer,
415   Whose blush doth thaw the consecrated snow
      That lies on Dian's lap! thou visible god,
      That solder'st close impossibilities,
      And makest them kiss! that speak'st with
      every tongue,
420   To every purpose! O thou touch of hearts!
      Think, thy slave man rebels, and by thy virtue
      Set them into confounding odds, that beasts
      May have the world in empire!
APEMANTUS
      Would 'twere so!
425   But not till I am dead. I'll say thou'st gold:
      Thou wilt be throng'd to shortly.
TIMON
      Throng'd to!
APEMANTUS
      Ay.
TIMON
      Thy back, I prithee.
APEMANTUS
430   Live, and love thy misery.
TIMON
      Long live so, and so die.

Exit APEMANTUS

      I am quit.
      Moe things like men! Eat, Timon, and abhor them.
Enter Banditti
First Bandit
      Where should he have this gold? It is some poor
435   fragment, some slender sort of his remainder: the
      mere want of gold, and the falling-from of his
      friends, drove him into this melancholy.
Second Bandit
      It is noised he hath a mass of treasure.
Third Bandit
      Let us make the assay upon him: if he care not
440   for't, he will supply us easily; if he covetously
      reserve it, how shall's get it?
Second Bandit
      True; for he bears it not about him, 'tis hid.
First Bandit
      Is not this he?
Banditti
      Where?
Second Bandit
445   'Tis his description.
Third Bandit
      He; I know him.
Banditti
      Save thee, Timon.
TIMON
      Now, thieves?
Banditti
      Soldiers, not thieves.
TIMON
450   Both too; and women's sons.
Banditti
      We are not thieves, but men that much do want.
TIMON
      Your greatest want is, you want much of meat.
      Why should you want? Behold, the earth hath roots;
      Within this mile break forth a hundred springs;
455   The oaks bear mast, the briers scarlet hips;
      The bounteous housewife, nature, on each bush